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{"type":"standard","title":"The Chieftain of Göinge","displaytitle":"The Chieftain of Göinge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q10512628","titles":{"canonical":"The_Chieftain_of_Göinge","normalized":"The Chieftain of Göinge","display":"The Chieftain of Göinge"},"pageid":71521648,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge.jpg","width":267,"height":374},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge.jpg","width":267,"height":374},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1191677925","tid":"3bc2ac09-a2c3-11ee-b72f-c4864bf59f1a","timestamp":"2023-12-25T01:16:30Z","description":"1953 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Chieftain_of_G%C3%B6inge"}},"extract":"The Chieftain of Göinge is a 1953 Swedish historical adventure film directed by Åke Ohberg and starring Edvin Adolphson, Alf Kjellin and Eva Dahlbeck. It was shot at the Sundbyberg Studios in Stockholm. The film's sets were designed by the art director Arne Åkermark. It is based on the life of the seventeenth century Danish military commander Svend Poulsen known for leading men from Danish-owned Göinge in Scania.","extract_html":"
The Chieftain of Göinge is a 1953 Swedish historical adventure film directed by Åke Ohberg and starring Edvin Adolphson, Alf Kjellin and Eva Dahlbeck. It was shot at the Sundbyberg Studios in Stockholm. The film's sets were designed by the art director Arne Åkermark. It is based on the life of the seventeenth century Danish military commander Svend Poulsen known for leading men from Danish-owned Göinge in Scania.
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